We’re currently considering going to a score out of 10 or even 100 but for the time being we’re utilising a simple colour system for you. What do they mean? Well because movies are diverse the rating could mean a number of things but here’s our rough line of thinking:

Red: Don’t bother – this is a waste of not only your money but your time as well.

Orange: Not good. Less than average. Unacceptable. Full of problems. Annoying and/or frustrating.

Yellow: Meh. It’s a movie. It’s okay without reaching any great heights.

Light green: Very good. Entertaining. Clever. Fun. Better than average. Worth spending money on.

Bright green: Go see this movie now! Enthralling. Pre-order the DVD now too.